I’m awake and disturbed. I just awoke in a pool of sweat.
I was having a nightmare, a particularly nasty one.
It began when I was a judge presiding over a case involving a suit brought by some nutters claiming some very interesting rock formations (the rock was inherently green) were actually “greenmen”, supernatural but sleeping creatures.
I was poopooing their ridiculous claims when another of the greenmen materialized from nothing in front of the rock formation, crying out, “What are you doing with my brothers and sisters?”
I was shocked.
The greenmen slowly began to awaken, and transform into more human-like people. They were vampires, and they were pissed.
The next thing I remember, I was trapped in a guillotine having my fingers removed with a cigar cutter. Marching past the guillotine was an army of vampires, thousands of them, armed with pikes and shields, advancing on the dirt road toward Petersburg, Russia. I was kind of sadly focusing on wiggling the stumps of my fingers and wishing the vampire would just drop the blade and be done with me. He did, but it got stuck half-way down. He was mocking me while he worked on it.
I woke up as the voices of millions of people in Petersburg began to scream in pain and terror.
WTF is that all about? I mean seriously, why Petersberg, Russia?
Calling Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud please pick up the red courtesy phone.