…driving the silver Buick Rainier SUV with the four little ankle-biter rats dogs,
I’d like to take a moment to thank you. I’m always grateful that there are some people in the county who obey the leash laws, and don’t allow their dogs to run free. I always worry about dogs that aren’t on leashes. Oh, not worry that they’ll bite me or anything, I worry about the dogs themselves. I worry that they’ll run out in front of a car, or get lost, or picked up by the dog catcher. I’m so glad you are enough of a concientious dog owner that you and your son keep all four of your dogs leashed while you walk them. Kudos to you.
I’m also eternally grateful that you don’t bring them down my street and allow them to crap on my lawn instead of your own. That’s so very considerate of you, and more considerate than a few people in my neighborhood.
However, if I may, please allow me to make one small observation. Perhaps it’s not the best alternative to take them to White Oak High School and allow them to crap all over the fields where kids play and hang out, you ignorant fucking bitch.
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