I hate shaving my face. I like shaving my wife’s legs, I like having my wife shave my face, I like how my face feels after it’s been shaved. I just have an irrational hatred for actually shaving it.
But I’ve come up with a way to shave less, and so far it’s working out pretty well. Since I keep a goatee, I have to shave around it and keep it trimmed. What I do is…
deliberately mess it up just a little when I shave. Then I don’t shave for a few days, and when someone comments about it, I say “Well, last time I shaved I messed up my goat. I have to let the rest of the beard grow out a little, then I can shave it straight again.”
I’m a genius.