Earth Mother – Tiki #4

I forgot to take pictures of Easter Island Bob before I delivered the first three tikis. (He’s styled like an Easter Island Moai… hence the name.) I’ll take pictures in between the dance this Friday and the party they’ve already got booked for the high school at the end of the year. Apparently, they’re celebrities already.Eath Mother Godess Idol

This one is the latest. I wanted to do a full body type of idol this time. As I carved him, he turned out to be a she. Hey, I just find them and set them free.

The pics don’t really show her headdress very well. It’s black feathers wrapped with braided hemp. I bought the beads and feathers and hemp at Michael’s, then made the skirt and stuff myself.

Eath Mother Godess Idol

She wound up (accidently, I swear!) with a very convenient knot. After she was done being carved, I decided I had better put a grass skirt on her.

You’ll note she’s pregnant.  It’s hard to tell in the pics.  Sorry.

Here’s what’s under the skirt.

Eath Mother Godess Idol

Tiki porn. Gotta love it.

On another note, the stuff for the new shed arrives tomorrow. I wasn’t really ready to tackle that project yet physically or financially, but the wind had different ideas.  Maybe I should make an idol to the wind god, and he’ll magically fix the shed and I won’t have to build a new one.  Anyways, I’ll be glad to get that behind me. Then I plan on laying in bed and crying like a damned school girl for a week or two.

Unless something else breaks.

Maybe then I can get UDoJ moving again.

7 Responses to “Earth Mother – Tiki #4”

  1. WhoreChurch Says:

    “Maybe I should make an idol to the wind god, and he’ll magically fix the shed and I won’t have to build a new one.”

    Sell all your posessions and give to the poor, then you will be rich in heaven and won’t need a shed. You might need a place to stay a new wife and kids, but you won’t need a shed.

  2. carlsonjok Says:

    Maybe I should make an idol to the wind god, and he’ll magically fix the shed and I won’t have to build a new one.

    Heck, it has got to be easier than whirlwinding up a 747 in a junk yard.

    BTW, for some reason, your blogs don’t appear correct on my browser. On CHCB the pictures overlap the text and on UDOJ the left sidebar overlaps with the center. I presume that IE is just getting confused. I know you had formatting problems that you had fixed before. Is there something I can do to unconfused OE? Or do I just need a different browser?

    Take care.

  3. anothersadsong Says:

    Thanks Kevin. The shed is great now. As are my brother and me. Mom seems to be doing great too. He’s not getting rid of us!!! Not again. See what happened the first time? We came back and took up more room, food, money, etc. Just imagine what we’d do in another 7 years if he got rid of us again. If you’re a true friend of my father’s, you probably shouldn’t make those kinds of remarks. You never know what your comments might induce upon him.


  4. WhoreChurch Says:

    Sorry Kalya, didn’t mean to potentially rock your world. I was just trying to save your father’s eternal soul.

    Hey, isn’t it a school night? It’s past your bedtime.

  5. Lou FCD Says:

    Yeah, what are you doin’ up so late goofin’ on the computer, young lady?

  6. Lou FCD Says:

    Apologies, Carlson. I totally missed your comment.

    I’ll look into it.

  7. Lou FCD Says:

    Geez, I can’t even get IE to connect to the web. I ask it why and it says “because I can’t connect to the web.”

    Thanks for the assist, Mr. Gates.

    I hate IE.

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