This Is Why I Had Kids

So I could stress over their schoolwork, and so they could bring me home all sorts of wonderful stomach viri.

And the little carpet lice refuse to see you the way you tell them to, which is just annoying.  They actually see your flaws.

Now if I could just get them to beat me with a hammer, I’d be in Heaven.

5 Responses to “This Is Why I Had Kids”

  1. anothersadsong Says:

    I didn’t give you a thing. I never do. If I’m not mistaken, the last time I was sick, you didn’t catch. You just felt a little icky. You never actually did the whole puking for three days thing. Blame your son, not both of us. ‘K, thanks.

  2. Lou FCD Says:

    hmph. I’d really like to claim that your mother gave you your smart-ass attitude.

    I don’t guess anyone would believe that for a minute though, would they?

  3. anothersadsong Says:

    No! Mom? Never!!

    Seriously though, have you met your brother and his mouth?

    If you ask me, I was just destined to be a smart-ass 😀

  4. Lou FCD Says:

    Doomed, more like.


  5. anothersadsong Says:

    You’re such a pessismist.

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